Macho Man thinks it woulda been nice, yeah, it woulda been SWELL if Nintendo kept providing caps for the cartridges they tossed ovurrr to us with the first few generation of them SNES games, YEAH! They kept the dust out real good, no need to BLOWWWWWWWYEAH all over them, yeah. All the cheap ways to save 50 cents er whatever.
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Macho Man thinks it never stopped, yeah, it just seemed like there was LESS FREEDOM, yeah, LESS FREEDOM in Skyward Sword cause da areas weren't connected and yer "OPENNNNN WORLD" yeah, it was the sky. BUT MACHO MAN wants to be able to walk from desert to forest, yeah, meet some characters along the way, YEAH! AND I'M FLYIN' NOW, HIGHER THAN A KITE BUT DON'T BE DOING DRUGS! OOHHHHHH YEAH!!
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Oooooo I might be dead, yeah, but I'm haunting this site, a-ha, haunting it so we get the good gaming news up here in...MACHO HEAVEN, DIG IT!
Ohhh Macho Madness is everywhere...you know what I think, yeah, I'll tell you what I think. I think someone created this rumor to get these punks, yeah, these crazy punks at Square Enix to give the public some information, YEAH! Looks like a clever ploy to Macho Man, like the earth to the stars above, we're gonna git some information when they clarify, yeah you heard me, CLARIFY THAT THIS RUMOR IS FALSE, YEAH!!!
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Ooooo yeah Macho Man approves of this game...just what the Wii needed YEAH! Only problem yeah the only problem is the graphics distracted yer ol buddy ol pal Macho Man and I had to find an SD TV to blend them pixelated pixels together YEAH LIKE WE DID ON THE SNES OR SOMETIN.
But you need to play it AHA, play it real good yeah!!
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N'I thought you n4g'ers didn't care 'bout your ol' pal Macho Man, YEAH-HUH! Well now you all kin see me in my glorious glorifying ways, none of this Hogan business, YEAH. I'll tap into yerrrrremotions and make ya weep cause I'm the tops, baby YEAH!
'N'I'M LIVIN NOW YEAH!
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OOOOHHH NOOO!!
The fact that one little tough guy, yeah ONE GUY, mentioned Chrono Break is enough to make Macho Man feel lost in space!
YEAH this is one game that should be on EVERYBODY'S list, it's THE game that needs to revive! Release the choke-hold SquareEnix, don't be a HOGAN! YEAH!!
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Let me tell y'bout LYING, it's no good. Take this man, we'll call him IMRAN, yeah. You kin call him that and mentalate that in your brain...
OK ON TOPIC, YEAH, you can flail and wiggle yer limbs around in a small confined space no problem. IN FACT, Macho Man sincerely believes that you'll have more fun YEAH!
Ain't nothing like WHACKING MOM IN THE FACE while playing a little WRESTLEMANIA!
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I DOUBT THIS LOOKS THAT GOOD RUNNING ON YOUR KRAZR!
HAHA! OHHH YEAHHH, let me tell ya bout that processing power it's a little good, it's a little decent, and it's a lot of awesome! YEAH!
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OHHHH I don't know bout this Kinect nonsense, kinya tell me I can give somebody one helllllllllllllllll of a clothesline!? OHHHHH NO!
You can wiggle your limbs but ye can't be wiggling them kids back in! And you kin quote that!!
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OHHHHH yeah, looks like you're right, yeah but don't tell you I said that.
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OOHHHH YEAAH! Haven't you all pieced it together yet? Yeah.
Let Macho Man spell it out for ya... IN PERFECT FORM YEAH!!
This will be that stumbling Japanese genius' last game with MISTWALKER studios, yeah! Still with me? Yeah of course you are! YEAH! So dig this, after this last game with Mistwalker and the recent "failure" that was uhhh something called FINAL FANTASY XIII: SQUARE AND THE SAK are gonna rejoin forces, and we're gonna see some good...
LOOK AT THIS GUY WITH HIS ABRUPT COMMENT ENDED BY A PERIOD, YEAH!
Hey now now, don't go 'n' cry on Macho Man, I was only kiddin, A LIL BIT! YEAH!
Sounds like a good tip yup yup yup YEAH!
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YEAH, whoever thought this was a newsworthy thing must have been victim to my BODYSLAMS one to many time, got a few screws loose in the'ol noggin!! YEAH!
Now that Macho Madness has spread that word I kin tell ya that the best way to be a better gamer is to piledrive your parents, YEAH!! You're nodding cause I'm funkin right OHHHHH YEAAAH
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THIS GUY KNOWS WHAT THE MACHO MAN IS TALKIN BOUT
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Macho Man was hoping we'd see some better looking apparel, grinding ain't no fun when your stuck wearing ugly duds, YEAH! Macho Man would reaaaaally love to see some job specific clothes so people can tell who they're wrasslin without "CHECKING" them, yeah, not liking the fashion nope not feeling the telepathy here, YEAH!
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Sounds good to me, yeah, but one thing, yeah, thought I was comin 'ere for a release date!
Any of you scrawny delinquents, yeah, you guys, YEAH, know when Macho Man will see this game on the shelves? OR how about Versus XIII yeah!
Gimme the facts!
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YEAH, the blame lies within the beholder, it's the casuality of the 360 gamer, yeah, the very gamer than can't think "gee this thing be made of water so I better throw some thundara at it" no no no they can only feel the fact, yeah, the fact that they sit on their candy-ass and eat nachos telling their mothers to make em more meat loaf! I shoot everything that moves but I love Finally Fantasying, YEAH, Macho Man, doesn't believe you!
Oh things will never be the same, ye...
OHHHHHH YEAH I tell ya, Macho Man is mad confused while everyone else is AHEAD, makin' and breakin' the need for loadin' screens a thing of the past. Nintendo, like some kinda of "Hulkamaniac" uh-HUH, is out here patenting loading screens? OHHH NOOOO
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